A short list of Books for my fellow New Yorkers

These are a few books that all New Yorkers would benefit from, and should read for their own benefit. These books are based off the observations of a certain self hating New Yorker who shall not be named.


1. The fine art of walking: How walking slow and stopping short increases your chance of being a victim of random violence.

2. The etiquette of riding the subway: Why urinating on the train may be a bad idea.

and while we're at it

3. Courtesy: It makes you less of a douche.

4. Lets go for a drive: Why doing things like cutting off a bus might not be a good idea (something for the taxi drivers)

And finally, something for the kids

5. Shut the fuck up!

And coming soon, a book list for all red blooded patriotic Americans

Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening

Just so no one thinks I forgot about this place. Enjoy

Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening
by Robert Frost

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.