A short list of Books for my fellow New Yorkers

These are a few books that all New Yorkers would benefit from, and should read for their own benefit. These books are based off the observations of a certain self hating New Yorker who shall not be named.


1. The fine art of walking: How walking slow and stopping short increases your chance of being a victim of random violence.

2. The etiquette of riding the subway: Why urinating on the train may be a bad idea.

and while we're at it

3. Courtesy: It makes you less of a douche.

4. Lets go for a drive: Why doing things like cutting off a bus might not be a good idea (something for the taxi drivers)

And finally, something for the kids

5. Shut the fuck up!

And coming soon, a book list for all red blooded patriotic Americans